Saturday 13 September 2008

Random Craziness...

As we all know most of what is on the internet is either rubbish or porn so that leaves about 10% maybe 15% of quality material however there is also a great selection of crazyness out there too & just recently today I came across this interesting site.. At first I thought it was a joke but no the guy is a real preacher & has “followers” be afraid be very afraid, anywho here’s just a small sample of his “teachings”

IS SATAN IN POSSESSION OF AN ALIENSPACESHIP AND ITS HUMANOID CREW?
Satan and say 665 of his highest and most wicked demons (NEPHILIM) ) Enter Into the dead and dying Martian Alien Bodies (SONS OF GOD) and animate them. Now Satan and his demons can function in human form, well a larger version of the human form. Satan could have repaired any damage to the Martian Spaceship and THE DEVIL IS NOW AIRBORNE, HIGH TECH LUCIFER!

It is also possible that Satan and his fallen angels found a crashed Spaceship buried in the ice of the north pole. In either scenario, the devil would be in possession of both alien bodies and super advanced Alien technology.
In The Gospel, JESUS called Satan the "father of all lies". So it comes as no surprise that Satan is the Author of The Santa Claus Lie. (Santa being an anagram for Satan).


ALL SANTA-LOVERS WILL BE CAST INTO THE GREAT TRIBULATION (ALONG WITH THE WORLD) AS THE LAST CHANCE TO REPENT OF THIS LIE AND EVERY OTHER LIE AND SINFUL PRACTICE A "CHRISTIAN" MAY ENDULGE IN, FROM DRUNKENNESS, ADULTERY, UNFORGIVENESS, TO JEALOUSY AND INTERNET PORN.

So there you have it, prepare for the great return of Santa & all that. Word has it that he will be flying a UFO or something similar, I don’t know about you but I will be watching the skies this December 25th, & heres the site if anyone wants to have a look = )

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