Saturday 13 September 2008

What I'm watching...

Vinnie Jones: Toughest Cops

Everyone knows who Vinnie Jones is, former footballer turned actor with a tough guy image. In this series he sets out to inform us about some of the worlds toughest police forces & the threats they face, straight away it feels like a copy cat job of ross kemps gang series especially with Columbia being the first hotspot he investigates, oh but there is a big difference here.. Why is Jones not featured himself? Well the answers easy, he’s not visiting these locations! He’s only lending his voice as a narrator. While the story of the series is interesting I don’t have anything good to say for having Vinnie Jones promoting it, so is he a footballer or a sports commentator? Because he sure is no ross kemp & the fact he doesn’t step foot in any of these countries just proves he is all mouth & no action.

Episode 1: Colombia

Plagued by guerrilla conflict, kidnapping and drug cartels worth billions of pounds, on an average day in Colombia someone is murdered every 30 minutes and four people are kidnapped.
With a population of 45 million, Colombia is one of the largest countries in Latin America. Bang in the middle sits the infamous capital, Bogota, home to seven million people.

The cops: Four different units are taking on the world’s deadliest criminals: the drug squad, anti-kidnapping snipers, the Metropolitan police and the SAS-trained COPES commandos.


The enemy: The FARC, which stands for The Revolutionary Armed forces of Colombia, have terrorised the nation for over forty years. Originally the military wing of the Colombian Communist party, the guerrilla force aims to overthrow the government and install a communist state. Their bloody campaign has been financed through kidnapping, extortion and drug trafficking. Tens of thousands have died in the conflict and the guerrillas are responsible for more police deaths than any other form of criminal activity.


The stats: 15,000 people a year are killed by firearms, and more than three million illegal guns are estimated to be on the streets.Two thirds of the world’s kidnappings take place here, averaging four a day.Colombia is the world’s number one producer and exporter of cocaine: ever year 700 hundred tons are produced, with a UK street value of £28 billion.


The risks: Four policemen are killed every week in Colombia.


The weapons: More than two per cop, including M4 carbines, M203 grenade launchers, Glock pistols, AR10 sniper rifles and Blackhawk helicopter-mounted GUA-17 Mini-guns.

Random Craziness...

As we all know most of what is on the internet is either rubbish or porn so that leaves about 10% maybe 15% of quality material however there is also a great selection of crazyness out there too & just recently today I came across this interesting site.. At first I thought it was a joke but no the guy is a real preacher & has “followers” be afraid be very afraid, anywho here’s just a small sample of his “teachings”

IS SATAN IN POSSESSION OF AN ALIENSPACESHIP AND ITS HUMANOID CREW?
Satan and say 665 of his highest and most wicked demons (NEPHILIM) ) Enter Into the dead and dying Martian Alien Bodies (SONS OF GOD) and animate them. Now Satan and his demons can function in human form, well a larger version of the human form. Satan could have repaired any damage to the Martian Spaceship and THE DEVIL IS NOW AIRBORNE, HIGH TECH LUCIFER!

It is also possible that Satan and his fallen angels found a crashed Spaceship buried in the ice of the north pole. In either scenario, the devil would be in possession of both alien bodies and super advanced Alien technology.
In The Gospel, JESUS called Satan the "father of all lies". So it comes as no surprise that Satan is the Author of The Santa Claus Lie. (Santa being an anagram for Satan).


ALL SANTA-LOVERS WILL BE CAST INTO THE GREAT TRIBULATION (ALONG WITH THE WORLD) AS THE LAST CHANCE TO REPENT OF THIS LIE AND EVERY OTHER LIE AND SINFUL PRACTICE A "CHRISTIAN" MAY ENDULGE IN, FROM DRUNKENNESS, ADULTERY, UNFORGIVENESS, TO JEALOUSY AND INTERNET PORN.

So there you have it, prepare for the great return of Santa & all that. Word has it that he will be flying a UFO or something similar, I don’t know about you but I will be watching the skies this December 25th, & heres the site if anyone wants to have a look = )

Lookie Cookie!

Yes its official I can bake, earlier today I baked up a batch of yummy chocolate chip cookies & brownies, they came out so well that I’m ever so chuffed with results. The total number of cookies is now 22 & of course I’m going to share them.. Or maybe not! After all it was me who went to the effort of getting the ingredients together & making said cookies, what’s next? I don’t know! Maybe a cake! Or 2 cakes! A big chocolate fudge cake ..yumm, so if anyone needs a professional cookie baked then give me a shout & I will see what I can do (disclaimer cookies will not be honoured even if payment is received) so I’m off to now to give the cookies a nice home, as cookie monster would say noMNnomNomNOm...